happy birthday jenn

i ordered you this shirt. love stephonks.

no flatter

I'm sorry, but lately there is one style that I seriously cannot back right now because no matter how hot or well endowed your butt is it just doesn't look good. so please all, nix the black tights under jean shorts. plz show me some original style, not one that 3 out of 5 other girls will be rocking at the same party.

I guess this also goes for "ironic" gogs (ie: glasses which serve no real purpose to one's eyesight) and forehead headbands. I'm against these. always have been, always will be!

wardrobe staple for summer 2009

care of openingceremony.us

when it's too hot to wear your black t shirt on your body, just wrap that thing around your head. you may not instantly cool down, but you will become instantly cooler looking. also black t's make sweating in the hot sunshine for eight hours a lot more worth it. but only if you've got some shade nearby, that you can cool off in, eat a slice of pizza and then take a little cat nap.

these pictures represent our favourite day spent together. :)

new gogz alert

Steph and I are both on the hunt for the perfect new pair of gogz to compliment our everyday lifestyle which involves a lot of really cool and interesting things (but I won't bore you with that here) because what is important here is looking good which people on the internet really like to do for other people on the internet. All you need to know is that I think we got lucky, falling in love with the same pair of perfect Brooks Brothers frames at our local Lenscrafters. Do we look good to you?

rules to live by

Bad taste (n)
Synonyms: tastelessness, vulgarity, showiness, crassness, crudeness, cheapness, tackiness

Antonym: Good taste.